I'm back and I have big, big, big plans

Hello.

Since nobody reads this nobody has missed me so I don't expect a welcome back.

Took my wife to dinner and she indicated she liked my writing so from time to time I will hop back on here I've decided.

The title of this post is that I have big plans.  And I do.

First plan is to acquire $300,000.00 (Plan not finalized).

Next plan is to build a moat around my house.

A real, actual, legal, self-sustaining, self-cleaning moat.

What happened to moats?  Seems like such a good idea?  Allows you control on who comes in or more importantly who stays out (teenage boys in a few years for example).

I think we can trace society's downfall to the lack of moats.  I intend to fix this.

I'm debating whether crocodiles or piranhas will be used to fill the moat but I guess I can just flip a coin.

Obviously, it won't be hippos as Hippos are Dangerous.....