Thursday, April 10, 2014

Oops....

 
First off- who is still buying magazines?  Like aren't they just killing trees for no reason at this point?  Aren't the environmentalists up in arms about this?
 
 
Second off- Rolling Stone is that old guy at the bar.  The 28 year old that keeps going back to his college parties.  The party is over.  You are dead and done- let go.
 
 
Forget the puff piece they did on the terrorist last year.  I mean it's a liberal rag- you have to expect that they would care more for the terrorist than the victims.  Like good liberal Bill Maher said- more people die each day in car accidents so what's the big deal.
 
 
But if you honestly don't catch the fact that John Hancock didn't sign the constitution then you can never write about politics again.  Just a joke.
 
 
P.S.  How about Elaine holding up?  Plus she's a billionaire and has a sense of humor.  I got the best girl in the world but clearly she is 2nd place....

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