The answer to the government shutdown....

Is Mr. Taffer.

We are heading to another shut down.  More money directly out of my pocket.  And I know, I know this is all Bush's fault, Obama does no wrong, every Republican is evil, it's good that you are making less money now because taxes and we don't need military defense because everyone loves us....I have friends on the left and know their MO.  Watch out- the global warming is falling!

But you bring in Taffer to fix the mess....doesn't matter if you are the leftiest of lefts or far on the right.  This guy comes in- sits Congress down and says shut it down!  Brings his team in and four days later the government is up and running again better than ever.

In Taffer we trust.

Mental Health

These are some of the messages the Navy Yard shooter inscribed on his gun.  My ELF weapon, better off this way, end the torment, Not What Y'all Say.

If you don't believe that these shootings are caused by lack of care for mental health issues I don't know what to tell you- it's right there.

Banning guns is never going to work no matter what your viewpoint is.  The NRA will never allow it and the Constitution is never going to be amended.

What we can do is focus on problems and getting the help they need.  That is the solution to this problem.

Or we can just say no guns.  And all the criminals will agree to that and not use guns.  And then maybe bring in a knife or a bomb, etc.

We need to get to the root of the problem and it's mental health.  Strongly believe in that.

I actually feel bad for this douchebag....

Let's go through the reasons to hate Matt Leinart:

1. He went to USC.
2. He looks like that.
3. He partied his ass off so you shouldn't feel bad for him.
4. He didn't do any work in the NFL and I think is out of the league now.

But I actually feel bad for him.  He's got a kid with the Terminatrix Brynn Cameron and pays her $15,000.00 in child support a month.  Where the hell does he get the money?  That's got to be all gone by now right?

And now she's got Blake Griffin's baby.  You know the brothers are going to like him more than poor Matty boy ($$$$$).  Blakes going to be paying millions and Matt's going to be unemployed.  Going over for visits is going to be rough.

Oh well.  Poor Matty....

Kenya

Feel horrible for the mall victims in Kenya.  Sick of terrorism.

If someone with a gun asks if you are Muslim answer carefully.

Enough is enough.

Short and sweet

If you are going to shoot up a place like a coward, man up and put the gun on yourself first.  For once in your miserable life do something noble.

Sick of this shit.

Thanks but we will parent our kid....

If you choose to step out in front of my wife and I and institute your brand of "tough" parenting...well you are the above photo.  Get it?  A prick!

I think people that feel the need to parent other people's kids fall into two categories:

                                                     FUCKING PSYCHO

                                                     FUCKING ASSHOLE

Now don't get me wrong.  I'm not talking about a situation where either we aren't there or your kid is involved or you have to or something.  I get that.  Like when the neighbors' kids come over and they playing got a little rough and friends in the other room I would say something like we need to calm it down- to both sets of kids.  And that's fine.

But when you just step in because you feel that you are the authority and that you have to say something even though one of us is right there: FUCKING ASSHOLE.  You just think you are the best ever and need to say something.  Go fuck yourself.

Now the other category is harder to deal with.  Those are the parents who believe that their kids are 1) the best ever; 2) do nothing wrong ever; 3) you are the best parents ever; 4) it's your duty to parent for other people because of number 3.   Those are the worst kind of parents.  The worst.

So all in all.....just mind your business.  Take care of your own kids.  Thanks.

Some fucking people....

I don't get upset about work.  Someone told me a long time ago that you work to live you don't live to work.  And I'm going to be doing this for at least another fifty years.  So if I win a case or something...great.  If I lose...move on.  I realize I will make many mistakes along the way but I try to deal with them and learn.

And I got a ton on my plate right now.  I'm essentially doing the work for three attorneys.  Not complaining just stating a fact. 

So when someone is so fucking rude that I almost have to rip your head off you really have done something.

I've listened for days to your loud, obnoxious, ignorant racist rants about your phone being stolen when you probably just left it somewhere.  Days.  Every day.  I know that the powers that be bought you a new one and you got your pics and photos back and still I have to listen.

So if I have a call on speaker because I am doing something else....fucking deal with it.  I don't care if you can hear it.  The fucking gall on someone to get up and shut my door.  Go fuck yourself- I earned this door.  I'll sit in here and fucking scream at the top of my lungs with the door wide open if I want to you fucking fuckity fuck.

Jesus Christ.  Too much stress.  I'm getting upset about a fucking door.  Absurd.