Thanks but we will parent our kid....

If you choose to step out in front of my wife and I and institute your brand of "tough" parenting...well you are the above photo.  Get it?  A prick!

I think people that feel the need to parent other people's kids fall into two categories:

                                                     FUCKING PSYCHO

                                                     FUCKING ASSHOLE

Now don't get me wrong.  I'm not talking about a situation where either we aren't there or your kid is involved or you have to or something.  I get that.  Like when the neighbors' kids come over and they playing got a little rough and friends in the other room I would say something like we need to calm it down- to both sets of kids.  And that's fine.

But when you just step in because you feel that you are the authority and that you have to say something even though one of us is right there: FUCKING ASSHOLE.  You just think you are the best ever and need to say something.  Go fuck yourself.

Now the other category is harder to deal with.  Those are the parents who believe that their kids are 1) the best ever; 2) do nothing wrong ever; 3) you are the best parents ever; 4) it's your duty to parent for other people because of number 3.   Those are the worst kind of parents.  The worst.

So all in all.....just mind your business.  Take care of your own kids.  Thanks.